mathsturbation:

studies show that people are not paying enough attention to me

You two together? Big trouble.

trillass-llama:

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

hoekage:

captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

lzbth:

i cant breahte

ufo9:

tell me your secrets

ufo9:

tell me your secrets

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people