wolf-eel:

the first rule of fight club is you must be following me. i will be checking. the second rule is reblogs only, likes dont count, one reblog per person

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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arcticmokeys:

doncasturbate:

Hannah Montana wasn’t /that/ great

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tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

pupchan:

being proud of something and NO one caresimage

insanity-and-vanity:

Donnie Darko (2001)

insanity-and-vanity:

Donnie Darko (2001)

chilled:

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

 

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together